Hello.
These few days were spent at school, basically to build my class' booth for the H.I.P. project. But I'm not really active in participation, and I am aware of it. I'm a PROFESSIONAL SLACKER. Hell yeah, lol. Professional slacker with honors, thank you. Provided music through the classroom speakers as the team painted the props and stuff. Laughed alot, alot of random stuff, alot of jokes. Though sometimes it tends to get boring when there's totally nothing to do, other times are hell funny. I spent most of my time in school listening to my walkman. Blasted so hard that I could hardly hear anything that anybody is saying. Jia Hou spent 2 minutes talking to me and I replied, 'What?'. Hahaha lol. I got a whole list of jokes from my Looney Tunes jokebook, and I'm going to use them to brighten your day.
Granny: My Sylvester isn't well. Do you know a good animal doctor?
Bugs: No, all the doctors I know are people.
Q: Why did Foghorn Leghorn (a chicken) cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle doooo something!
Yosemite Sam: This dadburned match won't light!
Accomplice: That's funny, it did this morning.
Q: What does Daffy say when he's finished shopping?
A: Put it on my bill, please.
Yosemite Sam: I wish I had a pair of alligator shoes.
Shopkeeper: What size shoe does your alligator wear?
Alien: I'll see to it that the Earth comes to an end!
Bugs: That's impossible doc, the Earth is round.
Q: How do we keep an army of space monsters from charging?
A: Take away their credit cards.
Daffy: I wish I had enough money to buy a space saucer.
Bugs: What would you do with a space saucer?
Daffy: Who wants a space saucer? I just want the money!
Hahahaha lol these jokes are cool, but only if you understand it!
-J.
These few days were spent at school, basically to build my class' booth for the H.I.P. project. But I'm not really active in participation, and I am aware of it. I'm a PROFESSIONAL SLACKER. Hell yeah, lol. Professional slacker with honors, thank you. Provided music through the classroom speakers as the team painted the props and stuff. Laughed alot, alot of random stuff, alot of jokes. Though sometimes it tends to get boring when there's totally nothing to do, other times are hell funny. I spent most of my time in school listening to my walkman. Blasted so hard that I could hardly hear anything that anybody is saying. Jia Hou spent 2 minutes talking to me and I replied, 'What?'. Hahaha lol. I got a whole list of jokes from my Looney Tunes jokebook, and I'm going to use them to brighten your day.
Granny: My Sylvester isn't well. Do you know a good animal doctor?
Bugs: No, all the doctors I know are people.
Q: Why did Foghorn Leghorn (a chicken) cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle doooo something!
Yosemite Sam: This dadburned match won't light!
Accomplice: That's funny, it did this morning.
Q: What does Daffy say when he's finished shopping?
A: Put it on my bill, please.
Yosemite Sam: I wish I had a pair of alligator shoes.
Shopkeeper: What size shoe does your alligator wear?
Alien: I'll see to it that the Earth comes to an end!
Bugs: That's impossible doc, the Earth is round.
Q: How do we keep an army of space monsters from charging?
A: Take away their credit cards.
Daffy: I wish I had enough money to buy a space saucer.
Bugs: What would you do with a space saucer?
Daffy: Who wants a space saucer? I just want the money!
Hahahaha lol these jokes are cool, but only if you understand it!
-J.
