Jerry's Weblog

I've moved!

2009-11-29T23:44:00.002+08:00

My new blog:

livebymycreed.wordpress.com

That's right! Live by my creed! Arriverderci!

-Jerry

Catch Me If You Can

2009-09-26T23:38:00.002+08:00

Hello.

I have been through months and years of waiting. I saw an angel. We exchanged smiles. But when I looked into her eyes. It felt right. I knew what to do, but she's with somebody. I have to face the undeniable fact. The fact that I can never be with her Through that I foresee that I will have a brilliant life ahead. If she would only realize that I am watching. Forever and always. What do you know about love? Catch me if you can.

I am the guy who knew too much.

-J.

Weirdo

2009-09-20T20:08:00.003+08:00

Hello.

I haven't updated these few weeks... I have been very busy lately. There's alot of ongoing projects and tests, and I have absolutely no time to breathe. But on this Hari Raya holiday, I managed to take some time off and rest, so I can blog. Anyway, through these weeks, I've spotted quite some weird stuff. Here are some of what I've seen:

The first picture is a signboard saying "Na Na Curry Fish Head"... it's like saying "Curry Fish Head with Nipple" for Singaporeans... and that's why I say that Singapore is a weird place indeed. Anyway, my lovely chinese teacher is getting on my nerves. The sight of her awful blush makeup makes me wanna scream. It's like two completely red blobs on the cheeks of her shitty face. Erhhh. Wah, headache sia... tomorrow my science group is rehearsing for the final presentation on Tuesday. Must rush to finish the script! Bye!

-J.

Quick.

2009-08-28T23:38:00.001+08:00

Hello.

I only have a minute before I have to shut down the computer. Now for quick updates. I changed my class sitting place to be sitting with Gregory. And everyone's crazing about after Mr. See showed us that magic trick video thing. Everyone's practicing the same trick. Same old, same old. Bought new MP3 player - Creative Zen Stone Plus for 29 Singapore nuts. And why is almost everybody locking up their blogs? Nevermind, I shouldn't mention names. Oops, one minute is up, I gotta go. Bye.

-J.

Rally Day

2009-08-16T21:39:00.000+08:00

Hello.

Right at this moment when I am typing out this particular blog post, Prime Minister Mr. Lee Hsien Loong is currently giving his National Day Rally. I, too, would like to voice out MY rally.

Nothing is true; everything is permitted.

Our home is a very different place in the 21st century. The most famous skyline in the world now belies a city gripped by fear and suspicion. In the shadow of an uncertain economy and the threat of terrorism, organized criminals, corrupt officials and beleaguered security forces vie for supremacy in a city that is desperately trying to turn itself into a suburb. It is still the place where anything is possible, depending on how much of yourself you are prepared to sacrifice in the process. Welcome to Singapore.

Don't you think it's actually true? No, this has nothing to do with religion or Borat or Bruno. Read it over again and think about it.

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Alright, let's get on with today's scoop. As of today, I am progressing at quite a balanced pace in Pokemon Diamond for the DS. Compared to the previous versions of Pokemon games, this particular game is quite updated. Thru renowned game review networks like IGN.com, GameSpot, GameFAQS etc, Pokemon Diamond and it's twin game Pearl, compared to their successor Pokemon Platinum, they are actually better. I don't understand why. YESTERDAY: I went to the Singapore Science Center with Luke. Originally, it was planned to be a group outing, consisting of me, Luke, Shaun, Nicholas and Haresh, but the whole group broke up. Shaun didn't reply to my message. Nicholas had a back injury. Haresh had something urgent. Luke had tuition. So its left with me. BUT! Luke suddenly called in the afternoon and said he was going to the Science Center! So I went. I got a picture for you guys.

What happened to Luke!? For those who went to Science Center and saw this exhibit, you guys would be like, 'chey', 'nia'. Okay, enough with the slangs. We also went to Da Vinci - The Genius exhibition. No photography allowed in the place, so, sorry, no photos. But - there was an entire wall showcasing Leonardo's studies and drawings of THE HUMAN BODY! AHHH! THERE WAS EVEN AN EXPLICIT ONE! AHHH! You know what explicit one I'm talking about. Ah, and there's the detailed study on the Mona Lisa. Yeah, this makes me think of it as the study of Mai Mona. HAHAHA. If you don't get it, never mind then. Wow, it's been 30 minutes since I started writing this post! And Mr. Lee is STILL talking! Alright then, I'm going to read up on some game stuff.

-J.

Say It With Music

2009-08-10T21:07:00.001+08:00

Hello.

Haiz, I have something to say. Through lyrics of some music.

"Baby girl I'm just abit confused,
You've been acting like you've abused
By me lately!
What's going on?
All I do is treat you with respect.
All the best and never nothing less.
But you continue to cry...
And I just don't know why!"

-What Did I Do to Your Heart, Jonas Brothers

So today, I got nothing on. Yeah, so I spent the morning to revise my ting xie and do my music blog, and the remaining day mashing out on games on my computer. I think Harry Potter games are cool. Hahahaha lol. I am going to get Assassin's Creed 2. It's the most badass game you can find on the market. And you play as the most badass character in the history of games. And you get to experience the most badass graphics EVER. Okay, enough about asses. Alright, I'm off to continue mashing up games now. And, I'm still in the National Day mood. Cos' the sky's the only limit if you're not afraid to dream... what do you see... what do you see... ...

-J.

You're Just Oblivious... All the While.

2009-08-07T21:27:00.000+08:00

Hello.

What happened to everybody today? During the National Day concert, some people spoilt the high mood, because they just had to do it. Okay, not going to focus too much on that matter. After the annoying concert, we were back in class, engaging in our final project. OUR final project. And that's our collage. It sure left a huge impression on my face. Hahaha. Literally. And I don't know who, but, that particular person made a horrible mess out of my beloved pants without me noticing until I looked at it. And that particular person didn't apologise. Thank goodness I did NOT get a whooping from Mom today. Well, there are some words I would like to voice out to certain people, that, you're just oblivious of what others around you do... try to make as many connections as possible. After all, we're one class, and... this is our final year. Together.

-J.

Cousin's Wedding Day

2009-08-02T10:16:00.001+08:00

Hello.

Cousin's getting married today. I'm like, almost the only guy in my mom's side of the family who hadn't gotten married. Hahaha, it's still a long way to go. Anyways, Mom is away at my cousin's for some tea party sort of thing. I didn't go cos' I have tuition at about 12.30pm later today. Haiz, I'm waiting for tuition. I'm waiting. I'm still waiting. I want to use tuition to get that god damn piece of Heymath! worksheet done. Alright, I'm going. Bye.

-J.

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The Moon is Walking

2009-08-01T23:07:00.001+08:00

Hello.

I just returned from a movie session at Golden Village VivoCity with Luke. It's EXCLUSIVE. The movie's called 'Moonwalker'. It's a cool movie... a lot of special effects and everything. This is an especially good movie if it were 1990. Yes, this movie IS made somewhere around 1990. Main actor: Michael Jackson (well obviously). After the movie, I went home alone, and on the bus home, there was this whole bunch of Indian workers standing all around my one-person seat. And there was this weird smell. You know what smell I am talking about, don't you? And the weirdest thing is that, this whole group of Indians all alight together. WTF. Okay, nevermind. Earlier today, around morning, me, Luke, Ming Qi and Chun Min went on another expedition to Bukit Timah Nature Reserve in search for samples of timber and rattan for our Biodiversity project. And yes - we've gotten some clips, just like last time. So, friends from Biodiversity class, please do look forward to the presentation week where we will showcase our findings and our final report. Thank you all for your support and see you soon! (So dramatic.)

-J.

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BANG!

2009-07-31T22:36:00.004+08:00

Hello.

I haven't posted in many, many, many days. I'm laaaazy. Hahahaha lol. Okay, so anyway, these few days were hectic. Got Ting Xie, Chinese test, History test, Art project, Biodiversity project, Heymath... ah, the list would never end. I caught The Half-Blood Prince for a breather. Yes, the movie was impressive... the story was not. My 'impressive' refers to all the special video effects and 3D stuff and magic and this and that and dolby surround sound and the cool backdrop etc, etc, etc. This week, both Literature lessons were wasted, because Ms Tnee didn't turn up for both lessons. Sadly, her plan of 'having a balance in girls and boys in all groups' sparked a World War III. So today, I was William Farquhar and I was the Governor of Singapore. And I am here, to settle the problem, of our male citizens being unable to mix around with the female citizens because of gaiety (?). Ahahaha and 'presenting... our most famous backdrop... EVE!' LOL. Okay, I got to go already. Oh, and by the way, the art project required me to take a photo of myself doing a stupid pose.

-J.

There Was a Sound of a Crescendo

2009-07-17T22:36:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson

As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A
Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was
Her Doom

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie

Annie Are You Ok
Will You Tell Us That You're Ok
There's A Sign In The Window
That He Struck You, A Crescendo Annie
He Came Into Your Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
Then You Ran Into The Bedroom
You Were Struck Down
It Was Your Doom

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By
A Smooth Criminal

So They Came Into The Outway
It Was Sunday
What A Black Day
Mouth To Mouth Resuscitation
Sounding Heartbeats
Intimidations

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie

Annie Are You Ok
Will You Tell Us That You're Ok
There's A Sign In The Window
That He Struck You, A Crescendo Annie
He Came Into Your Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
Then You Ran Into The Bedroom
You Were Struck Down
It Was Your Doom

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Struck By
A Smooth Criminal

Okay, I Want Everybody To
Clear The Area Right Now!

Aow!
Annie Are You Ok
(I Don't Know!)
(Will You Tell Us, That You're Ok
(I Don't Know!)
There's A Sign In The Window
(I Don't Know!)
That He Struck You, A Crescendo Annie
(I Don't Know!)
He Came Into Your Apartment
(I Don't Know!)
Left Bloodstains On The Carpet
(I Don't Know Why Baby!)
Then You Ran Into The Bedroom
(I Don't Know!)
You Were Struck Down
It Was Your Doom-Annie!

Annie Are You Ok
(I Want It Baby!)
Will You Tell Us, That You're Ok
(I Want It Baby!)
There's A Sign In The Window
(I Want It Baby!)
That He Struck You, A Crescendo Annie
(Whoo! Whoo!)
He Came Into Your Apartment
(I Want It!)
Left Bloodstains On The Carpet
(Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!)
Then You Ran Into The Bedroom
(I Want It!)
You Were Struck Down
It Was Your Doom Annie!
Aow!

-J.

Back From Building Empires

2009-07-08T21:33:00.005+08:00

Hello.

Yeah, I didn't blog for ~~a couple of~~ many days already. Been busy for awhile, with all the homeworks and stuff. And boy I was REALLY busy with the point that I have to redo my chinese book review. Photo:The mess on the table is not made just for the sake of posting it on the blog. It is real. I gotta colour everything, gotta cut pieces of paper, gotta draw lines, and gotta remember the story of the book. Very frustrating, and it took like half a damn day to finish it. Haiz. I'm still missing Michael Jackson. I'm addicted to his CD now :D

-J.

Condolences to the Jacksons

2009-06-26T09:23:00.007+08:00

Hello.

Michael Jackson, aged 50, died yesterday of a full cardiac arrest. Many, many, many heartbroken fans gathered outside the hospital to bid the King of Pop goodbye. I give my sincere condolences. He is my inspiration, my idol, and the leader in my life. Thank you for what you have contributed to our lives, and I will always have you in a corner of my heart. This is for Michael Jackson, the King of Pop.

To attain the title of King of Pop, Michael had sold a total estimate of 750 million copies of his albums. That is truly unbelievable, and also a truly remarkable feat. Once again, thank you, Michael Jackson. His discography throughout his life:

-Got To Be There (1972)
-Ben (1972)
-Music and Me (1973)
-Forever, Michael (1975)
-Off the Wall (1979)
-Thriller (1982)
-Bad (1987)
-Dangerous (1991)
-HIStory (1995)
-Invincible (2001)

-J.

Moments From Last Semester

2009-06-25T19:00:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today I went for P6 class outing. Nothing much to say about it. What I am here to really post about is the overdue photos taken from last semester.

MARCH: JASON MRAZ CONCERT

Me.
Luke.
Projector Screens beside the stage.
View from our balcony seat.
Jason Mraz himself. Abit blur, sorry.
The whole band on stage. Super blur, cos' I was shifting about in the crowd.

APRIL - JONAS BROTHERS 3D MOVIE, FIRST AND SECOND SCREENINGPicture taken after first screening.
Picture taken after second screening. Notice Luke is wearing the exact same shirt as before.
????

JUNE: IKEBANA CONCERT & H.I.P. BOOTH BUILDING

Our school choir performing in the Clementi Town IKEBANA concert
This sign is found during lunchtime on a certain H.I.P. booth building day. ANGER - KEEP OUT.
Our classroom after the booth building.
Taken while in Bugis settling my H.I.P. costume

-Jerry

How Are You Doing?

2009-06-22T17:33:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Came back from school, from H.I.P. booth building. Today's the final day, and I am totally free for the rest of this week. I'm beginning to think that I am going towards the wrong direction of life because someone is deceiving me, thinking that I would be blind to whatever he/she does. To that certain person, don't lie, and once you make a promise, make sure you are able to fulfill it, or else you will get into serious trouble. And about what choices you make - think. Think before you make a choice, because if you make a wrong choice, you would affect many, many people around you. You would affect the course of events that will happen to me and my family. Choice, its an influential thing. Always think twice, boy.

-J.

If You Seek Jerry

2009-06-20T19:57:00.002+08:00

Hello.

I changed my blogskin. It took me over an hour to find this skin that suits the way I edit it. I changed the overall theme of this skin. It was initially 'EMPTY', but now its all about Michael Jackson and Britney Spears. Hahahaha lol. Okay, I'm going to work on my Sims 3 now. A note to you, if you are a girl: The Sims 3 is a good game to try.

-J.

Well, Get In Line With The Paparazzi

2009-06-18T20:05:00.003+08:00

Hello.

These few days were spent at school, basically to build my class' booth for the H.I.P. project. But I'm not really active in participation, and I am aware of it. I'm a PROFESSIONAL SLACKER. Hell yeah, lol. Professional slacker with honors, thank you. Provided music through the classroom speakers as the team painted the props and stuff. Laughed alot, alot of random stuff, alot of jokes. Though sometimes it tends to get boring when there's totally nothing to do, other times are hell funny. I spent most of my time in school listening to my walkman. Blasted so hard that I could hardly hear anything that anybody is saying. Jia Hou spent 2 minutes talking to me and I replied, 'What?'. Hahaha lol. I got a whole list of jokes from my Looney Tunes jokebook, and I'm going to use them to brighten your day.

Granny: My Sylvester isn't well. Do you know a good animal doctor?
Bugs: No, all the doctors I know are people.

Q: Why did Foghorn Leghorn (a chicken) cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle doooo something!

Yosemite Sam: This dadburned match won't light!
Accomplice: That's funny, it did this morning.

Q: What does Daffy say when he's finished shopping?
A: Put it on my bill, please.

Yosemite Sam: I wish I had a pair of alligator shoes.
Shopkeeper: What size shoe does your alligator wear?

Alien: I'll see to it that the Earth comes to an end!
Bugs: That's impossible doc, the Earth is round.

Q: How do we keep an army of space monsters from charging?
A: Take away their credit cards.

Daffy: I wish I had enough money to buy a space saucer.
Bugs: What would you do with a space saucer?
Daffy: Who wants a space saucer? I just want the money!

Hahahaha lol these jokes are cool, but only if you understand it!

-J.

Blackout

2009-06-13T21:40:00.002+08:00

Hello.

There's truth in your lies, doubt in your faith. What you build, you lay to waste. There's truth in your lies, doubt in your faith, and all I've got's what you didn't take. So I, I won't be the one, be the one to leave this in pieces, and you, you will be alone, alone with all your secrets and regrets. Don't lie. The holidays, the blackout season. No more sorrow.

-J.

It's All In the Shadow of the Day

2009-06-09T15:50:00.003+08:00

Hello.

I'll be locked up at home for this week. It's called self-control. Acutally, I can still see the outside thru Google Earth / Microsoft Visual Earth. Yea, I've been simming for the past few days, and in these few days, being a hopeless romantic, my sim had built up his relationship with another girl to the status of 'engaged' in the matter of an hour. How cool is that? I wish that could happen in real life. Things would be very, different. Okay, I'm going to get my sim married now, bye.

-J.

The Dreams In Which I'm Dying

2009-06-07T09:54:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Yesterday was crazy. The world seemed to have lightened up in an instant once I stepped into the Republic Cultural Theatre. Many familiar worn out faces have become what the expression of joy is, to see all your long-lost friends and to chat about all the crap that happened during those lonely times in the darkness. And the lively concert, IKEBANA, had really made my day. It sports funny emcees, powerful acts and really soulful symphonic music. And the finale - prizegiving, gathering and partypopping. That was a blast. I had so much fun that it's almost criminal. But upon leaving the theatre, the world had once again been darkened, the joy gone, the soulfulness gone awry. And all I'm left with, is myself.

-J.

Outcasted, Deserted

2009-06-05T21:20:00.002+08:00

Hello.

The world is going into eternal darkness. The lights are dimming, the sun is setting, and all sentient life seem to die and turn into powder right before your very eyes. The world is coming to an end, and all my friends seemed to have disappeared, all of them walking out of my life in an instant. I felt like dying too, and there's nothing left for me to do. But I held on, I struggle to live on. I strive to get a better life. I will be appreciating what the school had been working on for the past months tomorrow. It's the IKEBANA concert. I may have a slight chance of seeing my friends again, and being able to interact with them. Wow, that seems to be the best dream I can ever get in such a mediocre world, and the fact that it will be the first time most of us will take dinner together, at PASTAMANIA, a wonderful pasta restaurant. Thoughts of Carborana and Alfredo floats up to the top of my head. I have been enjoying The Sims 3 for the past few days, and I have been letting my Sim work on his guitar skills during these times.
-J.

Bad Media Karma

2009-06-01T22:12:00.003+08:00

Hello.

I feel that the photo of my wayfarers and my earphones on the advertisement paper has quite a sentimental value. Did I use the right term? Hahaha. Anyways, today I watched Night At The Museum 2! Wlao, they use 3D Computer Generated Imagery on the Cherubs' faces and turned them into the JoBros! If you're going to watch it, look carefully at their faces. I find the movie less funny and more romantic instead. Oh, Stiller is going down :( Tomorrow I'm getting my Sims 3 game. FINALLY. I waited one whole year for this. I'm SOOOO excited! Going to ILLUMA at Bugis around 12pm, wanna see me, you know what time to reach there. Okay, going to continue on my Sims 2 game now, bye!

-J.

Holiday Schedule... Tight!

2009-05-31T16:21:00.002+08:00

Hello.

If you're noticing the fonts are different from my last posts, don't freak out cos' I'm trying to post with Microsoft Word. My holiday schedule is packed up to the max. There's no space for me to breath. 2 June – The Sims 3 Launch Party. 3 June – Oral Training. 5 June – Halo Party. 6 June – IKEBANA concert. 8 June – Jonas Brothers Competition. 15 to 22 June – H.I.P. Booth Building. Haiz, there's completely no space for my own time! Gotta rush project now, bye.

-J.

I'm Long Forgotten

2009-05-30T18:50:00.002+08:00

Hello.

It's the start of the holidays. The so-called 'holidays'. T'will be filled with H.I.P. project meetings, homeworks and other things that occupy the scarce time I have left to spend. There's a whole pile of worksheets waiting to be devoured by me, and there's a whole week of project work. I still have to return back to school on the 3rd for H.I.P. oral training. And I have not done my script yet. Haiz. And I'm fed up of those irritating boys from that certain class. I never said I'm cute, boys. You guys claimed it yourselves. And stop messing up my life. Get lost, I don't know you, and I have nothing to do with you.

-J.

Judgement Day

2009-05-28T21:20:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Today is (to me) Judgement Day. Today is (my) last day of school. Because I don't get to celebrate the official 'last day of school' tomorrow. When the bell that signals the end of school rings, I wouldn't feel the festivity. Mom's coming to get my report book right after school. I have to go with her, no choice, and the session with our dear co-classparent would last approximately 15 minutes before it's Nicholas' turn. 15 minutes of unimaginable hell. On the official 'last day of school'. I'm in deep shit, ain't I? In a matter of a day, I would notice some of my classmates already M.I.A. (missing in action). You get what I mean, don't you? Photo's from the last week:

SCHOOL

MAX PHOTO reminds Zac of something...

Magnificent Chichen Itza in a magnificent mess

TERMINATOR: SALVATION GALA PREMIERE
View of Integrated Resort Sentosa from Vivocity Sky Garden

Terminator T-800

PRIVATE SATURDAY
Gibby perching on natural branch

Gibby perching on playground slide handleHolland in progress

Stumbled upon a secret room that has hidden itself...

HAHAHA. What a great weekend. I'm expecting hell in June.

-J.

So What

2009-05-22T21:24:00.002+08:00

Hello.

I'm Mr. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous
I'm Mr. Oh My God that Jerry Shameless
I'm Mr. Extra Extra He's a Brat
I'm Mr. He's Too Thin Now He's Too Fat

-J.

Goodnight & Goodbye

2009-05-22T17:12:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Bye.

-J.

Haha, what were you thinking? Okay, now this is seriously the end of the post.

-J.
what are you thinking anyway?

Stone's Dropped On My Head

2009-05-21T21:27:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Hey, to whoever I offended this morning, I'm sorry. Now, back to the topic. Topic's about what happened after school. After school, I met Haresh near school and took a bus to the market at my place to have lunch. He brought Gibby along. Gibby bled yesterday, and she was brought to the vet, and today she looks so much better. I brought Haresh and Gibby to West Coast Park to experience the life. The sun, the sand, the sea, and the green grass waving happily all around you. Now that's the life, the American Dream. Just missing out girls (LOL). We met this weird uncle who demands for a kite, so Haresh picked up a kite from the field and passed it to him. Then he was like, starting to teach Haresh how to fly kite? If you understand the sentence by the literal meaning, it's a joke. Night falls, and I met Mom at Clementi central. Dinner at Pizza Hut. I bought this ultra cool Michael Jackson CD from the pasar malam. Cool stuff :) SATURDAY I'M GOING FOR TERMINATOR: SALVATION'S GALA PREMIERE. Woots.

-J.

I Love School

2009-05-19T16:55:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Just finished listening to 'I Love College'. So I would like to say 'I Love School'.

School yesterday was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I laughed my ass off and
Had this teacher completely blown off
Eat my rice and sip my drink
But my good friends is all I need
School's out at 2, party at 10
Go home to sleep then do it again
Man, I love school

I miss Gibby very much. But my sickening parents just won't let me see her because I have a cold. Geez.

-J.

"!" Crashed.

2009-05-18T22:08:00.001+08:00

Hello.

PC's crashed. Using my aunt's laptop now. Computer guy's coming the day after next to replace my hard disk. Okay, I'm tucking in. Good night.

-J.

Beat It, Just Beat It

2009-05-15T22:30:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Wow, I can't believe it. I beat it (points to Michael Jackson)! I beat the science paper like siao man, I tore it up, burnt it and let it decompose and stuff. So after the rough 'battle' I had in school today, I rushed home to get the birdgym (read my last posts if you don't understand) and headed for Haresh's. Luke tagged along. I finally got to see Gibby! YAY.

I've tamed her; she can understand simple instructions like 'no'. And once I put my finger at her belly, she will obediently step-up. I really enjoy petting her and making her step-up. Tomorrow, on my private Saturday, I'm definitely visiting Gibby again. I kiasu what, I scared she forget me cannot ah? :) Just beat it.

-J.

Heart of the Hurricane

2009-05-14T19:41:00.003+08:00

Hello.

She's Georgie Henley, and she's born on the same day, same month and same year as I did. She stars in the Chronicles of Narnia series as Lucy Pevensie. Oh, it's good to know that there's a star out there who's of the exact same age as me. Anyways, tomorrow's the last paper, and I must not let my guard down or I will falter eventually. It's time to finish the fight.

-J.

Mid-Year: Thriller

2009-05-13T21:27:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Woah, that's a Thriller (points to Michael Jackson)! I seriously LOVE the mid-years' man. Like really. You can feel that sarcasm. Today was a mind-blowing 2-paper day. It ignites with a Literature exam about Romeo & Juliet and The Sword Has Two Edges, and ends off with an explosion of Mathematics. WOWHOO. I'm completely stunned. During the Math paper, I was busy working out all the equations and stuff when I suddenly hear 'stop writing'. THRILLING! Oh my goodness, I want to hear that again. Ahahaha lol. Tomorrow's gonna be another back-cracking Math paper ride! Paper 2 - 1.5 hours to complete. I just finished 10 big questions and looking through the Math exercise book. That was awesome! I mean, the... the heart-stopping rollercoaster ride of expansion, factorisation and simultaneous equations... it all comes together at a thrilling rate! I love mid-year exam.

-J.
P.S. Not.

The World is Getting Darker

2009-05-10T21:49:00.002+08:00

Hello.

The major part of the mid-year is straight ahead. Yep, the storm begins Tuesday and ends Friday. I'm going to make full use of tomorrow's Vesak Day reimbursement to drill the narrowed-down Geography topics into my little nutcase of brain. I gotta get my head in the game. I gotta let the thoughts of Gibby drown away, and I gotta stay calm. I've even got myself a Panadol Extra in case of a headache because of the excessive studying and revision of work. From tomorrow onwards, TV, PSP, PS3, X360 and my PC are no-touch's. And not missing out my home phone as well. I'm left with my handphone, but I almost exceeded my outgoing limit, and so it will do no use. There's no time to waste. It's showtime.

-J.

Birdbrain

2009-05-09T22:04:00.002+08:00

Hello.

I'm missing Gibby. Actually, I've never really seen her before. Nope, she's not a person; she's my first pet bird but currently Haresh's keeping her for me. Me and Haresh share Gibby's ownership. After the final paper on Friday, I'm thinking of getting a toy for Gibby. Maybe a birdbath, or a birdgym, perhaps? I'll settle that later. Anyways,

Do you catch your breath, when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
Cos' I'm trying and trying to walk away,
But I know this crush ain't going away.

Like, seriously.

-J.

You Be Good To Me

2009-05-07T21:07:00.003+08:00

Hello.

These few days were really fully occupied with shit, so, I can't do much posting. And there's a whole line of exams next week. So, I guess this could be my last post till the end of next week. Hopefully not. The exams next week begin with Geography, followed by Literature, Science, then finally Math. I hate Math, if you ask, and don't ask. Yesterday was awesome, and don't ask about this too. Today huh, uh... I presented my Chinese Oral Presentation shit. I suck at this man, come to think about doing a couple of reversed moonwalks while I'm talking. And I didn't expect Liew to ask me to add in more words. Really sai. After school, nobody's eating lunch (Luke's tuition & Haresh's fever) with me so I had to eat a MOS burger myself. Haiz, I hate exam period, and you BB Good to me, and I'll BB Good to you.

Presenting me, Luke & Haresh's new parrot pet, Taylor Jean a.k.a. Gibby:

-J.

Bird-Hunting Season

2009-05-02T22:40:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Today is my private Saturday. My personal de-stressing day, as usual, with a friend or two. For today my guests were Haresh & his sister. And the place, was the Botanical Gardens. Pretty weird place to go for a burning, sneezy and coughy guy like me huh? Seriously, I'm still VERY sick, after like one whole week, and I'm still on medication, still sneezing & coughing though not necassarily burnin' up. Back to the point. Ah, yes, Botanical Gardens, a beautifully peaceful place where I accidentally stepped on monkey shit (?) and almost got bitten by a monitor lizard (for real, a huge lizard). Okay for the monkey shit part it really is monkey shit cos' its big and spherical unlike dog / cat shit. Good thing my blocked nose didn't allow me to smell it (: Then Haresh & his sister followed me to Grandma's to bake a cake. Before that, we went to some bird shop in Henderson, because Haresh wanted a talking parrot SO badly that I had to take him there to pacify him. He wants a cockatiel, and I think I know just where to get it. And I saw this clinic with a weird name near the bird shop:

Back to Grandma's. Haresh stayed for dinner and then we went home together. Then they lived happily ever after (lol stupid dumb ending).

-J.

Burnin' Up

2009-04-30T21:44:00.003+08:00

Hello.

It's been 2 papers, and the rest are like sooo far away from this date, so I took chances to use the computer and might as well blog. I have no cable, and so I cannot watch my uber favourite shows like those on Discovery, AFC and Disney. Haiz. The 360 and the PS3 are no-plays for me; they're WAY too dangerous to play (it's addictive). English paper wasn't so bad - but I feel that my narrative length is too short. Well, it fufills the number of words required. For Chinese paper, its hyper bad - the flu and phlegm and the never-ending fever are all getting on my nerves, especially the flu and fever, cos' they're burnin' me up. Just took LEMSIP, feeling much better now. Okay going to watch my newly-bought HSM3 : Senior Year.

-J.

This Is It!

2009-04-26T22:14:00.003+08:00

Hello.

THIS IS IT! My last day to use the computer regardless whether it's for school or not, because mid-year's racing fast and I gotta exercise self-control, but just know, I love you, and I will definitely miss you.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
I got my library card and I'm checking you out.

-J.

Wild, Wild West

2009-04-26T11:47:00.003+08:00

Hello.

During the past two days, alot of things happened, mainly in the heart of Holland Village.

Day Before Yesterday
After school I went to Grandma's to bake cookies. Until about 5pm, Mom had to leave Grandma's to go to school to listen to the principal's speech thing, so I was left alone. I decided to have dinner with Po and his sister at Holland. I went to Holland, and the view was REALLY nice. I bumped into Po's Dad at Holland, and he showed me his new flat that's currently undergoing construction. Cool stuff.
Buona Beauty

New Kid on the Block

Holland Houses

Hollaback Haresh

Yesterday
Met Po & his sister at 1pm at Buona Vista CC. Had badminton. Then at around 5pm, met Luke at Jurong East Swimming Pool for swimming.

-IVYJONAS

Important.

2009-04-24T21:34:00.003+08:00

New Jonas Brothers album coming this June: Lines, Vines and Trying Times.
New Jonas Brothers World Tour coming this May as well.

BE EXCITED!

Re-entactment

2009-04-23T21:10:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Two days ago I went for the JoBros 3D movie. AGAIN. Yes, and I am speaking in a thrilled manner, because I got to re-live my idols' songs in 3D again. Woots. I've got absolutely NO pictures! Because all of them are with Corinne. Okay she owes me stuff now. ZOMG tomorrow is Maths test. I gotta mug hard now, bye!

-IVYJONAS

From Jonas to Jackson: Michael's Big Comeback

2009-04-18T21:41:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today is carnival. Basically, in the morning, I went for the speech ceremony. Then afternoon helped out (not really help, but more like slacking) at the Class of Balls. Highlighted my hair a streak of gold, resembling Soo's pink streak. After the thing, had Class Dinner at Pizza Hut.

Okay, now for the main stuff. Look at the title of the post. Yep, Michael Jackson's making a big comeback this year. His music is really, really, really good. It pulled me away from the the clouds of rock into the seas of pop. Well actually, Jonas is power pop, and it's considered a type of pop. Michael Jackson's music is pop. He's known as the King of Pop, and till now is still on the throne.

Did this video stun you? The music went too well alongside the freaky dance moves. I want to learn the moonwalk! :)

[1st verse]
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round

[2nd verse]
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

[Bridge]
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

[Chorus]
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

[3rd verse]
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(do think twice)

[4th verse]
She told my baby we'd danced 'till three
Then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried
His eyes looked like mine
Go on dance on the floor in the round, baby

[Bridge]
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

[Chorus]
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, she says he is my son
She says I am the one
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

-IVYJONAS

System Back Online - Keeping Clean

2009-04-16T19:22:00.002+08:00

Hello.

My MIO box is replaced by a brand-new one and my internet and home phone are up and running again. Yesterday I was supposed to go for the JoBro movie again, but I just found out from the internet that the showtimes are extended all the way to next week, and so I've decided to go on Tuesday the 21st April, since it's also Ben 'n' Jerrys' Free Cone Day, I'll have a cone before the movie starts. Yep, The Cathay houses both a 3D theatre and a Ben 'n' Jerrys' outlet. Coooool. I'm not going to talk about school today. Except for Chinese. It's HILARIOUS. Yi, er, san, shi, wu, LIEW, qi, ba, jiu, shi. Xi shi shi le. Hahahahaha weird mandarin spoofzxzxzx. Tomorrow is Friday. TGTIF (Thank God Tomorrow Is Friday).

-IVYJONAS

Break Out

2009-04-14T21:14:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Yesterday night my MIO box broke down. You know, SingTel's all-in-one box MIO? Yeah, the set-up box broke down, and so my internet and home phone line's permanently gone, until those MIO technicians get their asses here and fix the box. But you should be thinking now... with my MIO box down, how is it possible for me to post here? Right. I scanned the area for possible access points and found this network that's unsecured. I think it's called what Muthu709 or something like that. Hahahaha then I connect to it! Lol. Today at school is same. Except for the fact that there's no Maths and Science and PE today. Woots! The whole day was about carnival, basically. After school, Luke came over to do English project. Heng ah, today Mrs Chan never call us present, cos' we never do (teehees). After finish project he went home. Sai lan kia boh cheng kor, I call the SingTel technician and he say he will come 2 days later. Siao tah por.

-IVYJONAS

Special Order

2009-04-13T17:38:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Nothing really much to say. But please study the pictures below and have a good laugh!

-IVYJONAS

The 3D Concert - Experienced

2009-04-11T21:44:00.002+08:00

Hello.

ZOMFG today today today... uh, guess where I went today? To the JoBro movie. So cool la. There's no story to the movie... want to hear more? ALERT: SPOILERS ARE PAST THIS POINT. DO NOT READ ON IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE SUSPENSE. Alright let's share... basically it contains just the entire New York concert footage and the video footage of one day in the brothers' schedule. It will alternate between concert and schedule footage. It alternates every one or two concert songs. Cool stuff. 5 seconds topless scene - Kevin and Joe... well actually Nick is there as well, just that he's wearing a singlet. Hahahaha that scene had the audience hollering. Joe is a policeman, Nick is a horse carriage rider, and Kevin is a hotdog seller. "Jonas Hotdogs" "Head of Security Jonas" "Jonas Carriage Services" LOL. One of the scenes is where the brothers' car is stuck in the middle of the jam, and suddenly, all the cars around the brothers' opened their doors with countless hordes of fans rushing to the brothers' car doors, banging and slamming. Guess how they got out of this situation. After the movie, we went to the toilet and took a photo:Cool stuffzxzx. I am definitely going to catch the movie again ;)

-IVYJONAS

Attitude is Everything

2009-04-10T22:15:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Wow, today is a great day. Morning woke up, and condemned the Maths worksheets. Finally. Went to VivoCity with Mom for lunch - Subway. Geez, now I can't stop thinking of the double chocolate cookie. Whatever. Then went shopping for awhile. Bought this shiny black long-sleeved shirt at CLUBMARC for 40 bucks. Cheap. At TOPMAN it will be 80 bucks. Like I told you, half the price, girl. Stopped over at Gloria Jean's for a cup of Iced Chocolate and a stamp on my Frequent Sippers' Card. Wooh. Another 7 cups to go before I get my free drink. Rained heavily. Went over to Grandma's and left at around 6pm. Returned home and guess what I did? I BOUGHT TICKETS TO JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3D CONCERT EXPERIENCE!Hahahahaha, I know you jealous right. I'm going to watch tomorrow. Want to join me? Interested parties please call me at 92997995 or MSN/Email me at jerry_soongweijie@hotmail.com. Quickly.

-IVYJONAS

S.O.S, S.O.S, I'm Burnin' Up, I can only Hold On for A Little Bit Longer!

2009-04-09T22:20:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today is what day? 9 April. And what's so special about this day? Today is the release date of Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience in SG! All right yeah! Quotes from school today: "Dayweed Cock" "Koko Stars & Honey Crunch" "Something on your neck" "Something in your nose" "Did you hear the joke about the ceiling? No? It's above your head" and so on and so forth. Hahahaha so random. I BOUGHT THE BURNIN' UP BOOK!
That's the invoice straight from my email. Gosh, I can't wait for it to arrive! :DDDD

-IVYJONAS

The World Will Go Down Tomorrow

2009-04-08T16:10:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Last night I didn't get to post because I was at David Archuleta's short appearance at Iluma. I never knew that we needed copy of David's album in order to get in queue to the audience area in front of the stage, so we came empty-handed, uprepared. Still in school uniform, we wanted to go to Bugis Junction to get a copy, but it's all sold out at all CD shops. Dammit. If not for Dog Trainer and her damned functions, I would have gone early in my blazer and pants, and also would have brought a better camera, and also would have bought the CD. Oh and David will only autograph his CD's sleeves, so, even my 987 notebook proved useless. Haiz. Managed to find a tiny spot on level 3 where I can video the stage clearly. But the format is in MP4, so too bad, I cannot upload D: Anyways today morning I saw a huge article on the frontpage of a local chinese newspaper. It's all about tomorrow's JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3D CONCERT EXPERIENCE release in Singapore! OMG. The ticket... 20 bucks, I think, for the Digital Disney 3D format. 17 AGAIN versus JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3D CONCERT EXPERIENCE... who will win?

-IVYJONAS

Tomorrow's Star-lit Sky

2009-04-06T21:18:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Shiok la today. Except for Music & CE, all other lessons are extra la. Then after school I pon Art with absolutely zero suspicions. Hahahahaha. I bet nobody can do that. How did I do it? Find out yourself. Anyways I guessed correctly that Willis is my Guardian Angel. Should've bet with someone over money on that topic. Geez. Tomorrow is the big day. After the stupid dollar-consuming Maths Trail I'll be heading straight to the David Archuleta performace at Iluma Shopping Mall opposite Bugis Junction. All including girls are welcome to join me (: MSN me if you want to meet.

-IVYJONAS

Bump

2009-04-05T22:15:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Hahaha I didn't know you were there too. I was at Long John Silver's, and you were outside, and I didn't see you. Maybe because at that point of time, Po was telling me some jokes. Lol. Anyways this morning Mom bought a tin of assorted cookies. There's something hilarious about the tin itself...
Just by looking at the logo, I started laughing. The bold word font and the shadow just makes the word louder. Something like, 'LEE!' when Ming Qi shouts. Lololololololol. Today had tuition. Dammit. Dinner at this crappy kopitiam near my place. The food like shit, don't want to go there to eat anymore. That's pretty much all for today. What if I had seen you?

-IVYJONAS

So You've Finally Thought of Your Past

2009-04-04T21:48:00.003+08:00

Hello.

So hold on another day
Cos' love is on its way
You'll find it's gonna be okay
Cos' love is on its way
It's alright, you'll find a brighter day
Cos' love is on its way

Assure yourself that you would never be alone with that chorus of the song 'Love Is On It's Way' by the Jonas Brothers. Back to the topic. Yes, today is Saturday. My personal de-stressing day. Afternoon I met Po at Vivo. Lunch at Long John Silver's, and then went window-shopping. CLUBMARC is a cool shop. The fashion they showcase is similar to TOPMAN but in a more serious manner. And it's so much cheaper. A suit at TOPMAN? 200 bucks. A suit at CLUBMARC? 100 bucks. Like half the price, girl. ZARA is also a cool shop. It has a mix of serious and casual fashion, but the pricing is similar to TOPMAN. Haiz. But my favourite shop is still TOPMAN. Hahaha :) After window-shopping, we went to arcade. No money to play, so just anyhow drummed on the PercussionFreaks machine. Lol. Then had some Iced Chocolate at Gloria Jean's. Super frothy and sweet. Take it in slowly, don't gulp. Went to Best Denki and found out all the controllers at the gaming stations have been removed. Weird. Late already, Dad fetched me from there home. Tomorrow there's tuition. I hope the gods will help by doing something like making a traffic jam or something to disable the tutor to reach my house.

-IVYJONAS

I Just Can't Seem to Face the Truth

2009-04-03T20:45:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today's the last day of the week. Wlao today Zachary keep asking me to change place with him. Not because I don't want to sit with Mel, but because I like the window view (haha and you will be thinking that this is a stupid excuse). And it's so risky la, having to know that the teachers know that I changed places. Anyway, I aced Chinese, and flunked Math. But Math was flunked stylishly; almost half the class failed. Lol. Other lessons are like plain old sleeping times. Haiz. There's no 987 Street Parade job tomorrow. I want to earn another pile of bucks and let that cash register in that certain shop devour it. But, no, I can't. And tomorrow, the badminton thing has been terminated forever. So no more Saturday badminton forever. And going to Orchard again with Po is just wasting dollars and time. So what to do tomorrow? I just can't seem to face the truth, girl.

-IVYJONAS

I Don't Wanna See You Lost

2009-04-02T18:31:00.003+08:00

Hello.

I'm waiting at the door like so many times before
This time, I'll make it right
I know I need to be a different kind of me
This time, I just might
Have a little strength to show you
The reason why I'm here tonight

Here I am. This is the moment
Here I am. Feel the love is waiting
From now, the start of something new
My life is not complete when I'm standing
Standing close to you

I woke up in a dream. There's someone in between
This time, I got it right
They are still in front of you
Then I realised that my wish had just come true
This time I want my fight
This feeling may not last forever
So now I'll brace this magic now

Here I am. This is the moment
Here I am. Feel the love is waiting
From now, the start of something new
My life is not complete when I'm standing
Standing close to you

I doubted my emotions. I can pull this off and make it all away
But now I know I am stronger. And I've finally feel that I am here to stay

Here I am. This is the moment
Here I am. Feel the love is waiting
From now, the start of something new
My life is not complete when I am standing
Standing close to you

And today I stood close to you.

-IVYJONAS

Just What's the Freaking Problem With Dresses

2009-03-31T20:58:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Tomorrow got Ting Xie. Gotta mug hard. I'm trying not to stuff notes into the bottom of the table, like what I did last time. Anyone for the David Archuleta performace on 7 April? Or the Jonas Brothers 3D movie on 9 April? Many big events coming up soon, guys. Better prepare yourselves. Still with the song 'Tell Me' by Paul Twohill. Hahaha, rocked with a broom in class today :P And today is the official birthday of the Ossim Brothers Modding Productions, with Luke and me as the owners of the productions. The site as follows: www.ossimbrothers.blogspot.com visit it today for the latest Halo PC mods created by me and Luke!

-IVYJONAS and mugging

Lights

2009-03-29T21:53:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Today is one of the blackest, most stormiest days I've ever encountered in my life. The time now is the occasion when most people would give offerings to their dead relatives. So did my family. This afternoon I went to Mandai Crematorium there to give my offerings to my late aunt. Then the sky was almost black. Then it started pouring like hell right after we got into the place. I was tasked to burn the offerings, but the burning thing is outside in the rain. I was forced to go into the rain because of Mom. Haiz. Then the huge fire disabled me to see clearly and I dropped the offerings. Lol. Then the thunders came, in packs and hordes, and in huge decibels. That, was one of the creepiest and worst heart-pounding moments in my life. While waiting for Dad to drive his car to the front porch, I was waiting there, all drenched. Luckily I didn't bring my PSP off the car. Heng ah. Got back. Read '街灯' in preparation for tomorrow's stupid test. Curse Liew.

-IVYJONAS
P.S. Vernon A. smokes

Found the Colours of the Past

2009-03-28T22:20:00.003+08:00

Hello.

This update is just about my past memories and reflections, because I had done some looking-thrus of my old photo albums and reading the archives of my primary six class blog. Before Ginza Plaza was upgraded, I remember myself at the rooftop playground with my friends and classmates, killing time after school. Playing 'catching' in the mall, and getting lost once. Haha. And art class every Saturday. I will always be punctual, draw some stuff and chat. I remember those tucked-in shirts and sandals. But now it's blazers and loafers. Oh, how have the times changed. And the fishmongers from the old market, always talking about me whenever I follow Mom to buy some fish. The everyday yelling and screaming in class, and the times in the toilet, throwing wet tissue paper balls onto the ceiling. And, the VIP lunch reservation, specially for me; after school I can cut-queue for lunch. Lol. The occasions when I'm called on stage to receive a prize, and, most importantly, the jokes in class. Damn funny can, though I can't remember a single joke. I found my primary six class photo. I looked fatter.

I'm on the bottom-left of the photo. Taken in class. Haiz, it's been two long years. Too long. You should, also, sit down for a moment or two, and look through your old photos, see your archives, do some soul-searching and reflecting. You will end up, thinking: How the times have changed.

-IVYJONAS and his colourful past

Did You Regret, I Don't Wanna Know

2009-03-28T19:57:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Left for Orchard today at around 12pm for job. Met Po & his sister on bus '7', and alighted opposite Wisma Atria. Didn't eat lunch; just had some coffee frappe from Mcdonald's. Yum. Then headed over to Cineleisure since there's alot of spare time before the job starts. Killed time at the arcade. Then Luke arrived, and played Rambo with him. Very fun, but game over at level 2. By that time it's already 3.15pm, and the 987 Nokia Comes With Music parade street crew job starts at 3.30pm, so we strolled over to Hereen. Paraded. Something cool happened - in past parades, the leftover bag that's used to store the goodies to give out have to be recycled. Today, I've got a better idea to dispose of the bag; I left one of each type of goodie in the bag, and gave away the whole bag. That gave me 2 free hands! Woots, claps at myself. Earned 20 bucks. Just after the parade debrief, Sijing came running up to me and Luke. So coincidencial! Parted with him, and returned to the arcade to kill the remaining time I've got for the day. Done.

-IVYJONAS
P.S. I saw this huge poster at Cineleisure for Jonas Brothers 3D Movie

What You Said... And What I Did... For One Reason

2009-03-27T22:14:00.009+08:00

Hello.

Love this music video for Paul Twohill's 'Tell Me'.

Today we had sports carnival. Pretty boring honestly, rather stay home and watch a DVD or just hang out in some random shopping haunt. Speaking of shopping haunts, once upon a time when I was in TOPSHOP I saw this lady sitting on the shoe-trying bench and for one second I thought she was a real person but then I looked again and saw that she's actually just a dummy. Creepy. I don't really have all the intel about our class scores, because me and Luke sneaked out of the hall and did recon around the school. We can't go near the places where the other activities are held at; the patrolling teachers may spot us. Caught by Sheetal for dropping in at the quadrangle because I wanted to catch a glimpse of the captain's ball game. It's so vigorous (think straight)! Then the light refreshments, there's this weird 'spirulina' biscuit, don't know what the hell it is. Eww. After the shits' been over, me, Luke and Po went over to CityVibe to eat Ramly Burger (again). Then to Luke's. Some stuff happened over there and it almost tore us apart. Haiz. Got back. Dressed up properly and went to Jurong Point to have dinner with family. Bought new Converse basketball sneakers for tomorrow's 987FM job at Hereen. Okay got to go, goodnight!

-IVYJONAS

What's the Colours of the Past

2009-03-26T21:34:00.003+08:00

Tell me
What's the colours of the past
Tell me this time
Can we make it last
I don't want to feel lost
I don't want to know what's wrong
Cos' its

Hello.

Wow, stuck with "Tell Me" by Paul Twohill in my head. The song is damn nice can (in my opinion). It gives a very home-y feel, since it's made in Singapore, and makes you feel like you're part of the song, because you know that Paul is living near you. Hahaha about the living near you part is totally random okay. Confused at the last line of the chorus? Me too. Haha okay, today was great. I finished Math test without any worries. For the first time. Woohoo! And I kept assuring myself to look on the bright side, because grade A stands for Awesome, grade B stands for Best, grade C stands for Champion, grade D stands for Distinction, grade E stands for Excellent and grade F stands for Fabulous, so whatever grade I get, it's still cool. LOL. Today had lunch at CityVibe. The Ramly burger is earth-shatteringly delicious can!

-IVYJONAS

Girl You Got Me Going Crazy

2009-03-25T21:11:00.002+08:00

Hello.

This two days, I never post, because yesterday got test, today got test, tomorrow also got test. Sianzxzxzxz man, then next monday one more test. Wow, those unlicensed killers from school really want to make us go crazy and kill ourselves. But no, I have my own principles; I'll ignore them when I think it's about time. Hahahahaha, Senile Cha Shao Bao Maker Lee draws so bad that her drawing of a lamp looks like a house which roof was blasted into the sky. Lol. Paul Twohill rocks my house down to scraps man. Back in Singapore Idol Season 2 he looked like a hyper emo undead zombie with the fringe covering his eyes, with black lips like rotted out flesh. But the present Paul looks so much more human now. His fringe is pinned up, and dresses neatly. His songs hit me. Ouch. Okay, actually I wanted to upload the video of his performance, but I can't because it's in a sucky MP4 format that Blogger doesn't support.

-IVYJONAS

The Sims 3 Countdown to Launch

2009-03-22T12:57:00.001+08:00

Never Hide

2009-03-21T21:32:00.003+08:00

So sorry, to have hurt you on an occasion where we were supposed to be free and happy. My sincere apologies, Luke.

Back to the topic. Ah, yes. Hello.

Today, as usual, is my personal de-stressing day. Personal as in, no interference from any of the annoying dogs from school or a chripy parent (no offence, Mom). Morning, met Po at Luke's bus stop. Walked to ITE and played badminton with Luke. Didn't finish the game. Sad. Went back to Luke's. Took a bath in the Clubhouse toilet. As I had mentioned in one of my previous posts, I love the clubhouse toilet. It's like, the most totally awesome thing you'll ever come across in your life. The toilet is like, so much better than the toilet in my house. Lol. Okay, I'm taking this too far. Went to Vivo. Then it happened. Went home. Now feeling depressed.

-IVYJONAS

In the Air Tonight

2009-03-19T22:16:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today, I officially cleaned up all the shit the teachers have shoved in my face. Wah heng arh. Sad man, Po called and said that there's no job on Saturday. :( Earlier in the afternoon, Jia Heng came to my place to re-live the old days in primary school where everyday after school he'll come over and play. Challenged him to a deathmatch in Halo 3. Pure pawnage. Hahaha "L" to Jia Heng. Did some simming (short for playing "The Sims 2"). Created a HUGE lot. Filled it up with shit. Lol. For dinner I went to the nearby market to eat duck kway teow. It's my top favourite many many many years ago. Now I get to re-live it. Woots! Later, Live 'n' Loaded will be airing at 11pm. You should be able to catch Po being interviewed, and me and Luke standing by his side. Please watch okay!

-IVYJONAS

Living the Dream

2009-03-18T21:39:00.006+08:00

Hello.

Whoa, yesterday & today was hectic! But fun. Because they were spent with people from the local high society, like DJs, bands, rockstars etc. I've got lots to say and lotsa pictures!

YESTERDAY
As I mentioned in my last post, I did face painting in Aesthetics Camp. But do you want to see how the hell I looked like? Thanks Dami for painting my face!
Later in the evening, Po & I went to Mediacorp-Caldecott Broadcast Centre to partcipate in Live 'n' Loaded as the audience. Pictures - slightly blurred because of the hyperactive crowd. And a candid with PAUL TWOHILL! He's a participant in Singapore Idol, but did not win and is still famous.THAT'S PAUL TWOHILL IN THE BLACK SHIRT AND RED TIE! :) Notice me, Po & Luke wearing similar blazers.

TODAY
Late in the morning Po & I went to work as a 987 Nokia "Comes With Music" street promoter at NUS. Here's some pictures of the briefing.Notice in the last picture I marked out the DJs. Ignore that ass facing you.

-IVYJONAS

Geeks Bring You the Fun Side of Life

2009-03-17T14:14:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Today I was released early, because Mr. Tan needs to go somewhere to do something (don't think sick). Crazy things happened today at Aesthetics Camp. Today is "socialization day" - First thing in the morning is ice-breaker games between the club members. I paired with Dami. Lol. After the games, we painted each other's face! Like wow. Jia Han got the worst face paint - his whole face turned out black. Funnnyyyyyzxzxzxz. LUNCHTIME! Ate halal bee hoon while strolling around. And all the other camp participators were like, WTF. They stared at me like how Nai Nai stares at me, as if I'm the most ridiculous thing in the world. So I washed up, and got packing after hearing the news that we were supposed to go off early. Then I left. Woots! Now researching on how the fag do I get to the Mediacorp Broadcast Centre, for later in the evening I'll be part of the audience in "Live & Loaded".

-IVYJONAS

"Holiday" is Just Another Term for School

2009-03-16T22:01:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Borinnnngggzxzxzzxzx to the max. I mean earlier today. It was just, drawing all the way. CAN YOU IMAGINE DRAWING FOR 7 FREAKING HOURS!? Haiz. But I still have to endure, for the sake of my precious CCA points. Tomorrow will be the same thing all over again. Stewpeed. After the shit session, found Luke and Po already waiting for me at the schoolgate. Went home with them, and tried to solve some of Po's PSP problems. And tackle the Math sums with Luke. Geez, it's still boring, but with Po around, he can turn the world upside-down, I tell you. On the way to my house, he spat out so many jokes and alot of gross work. Funnnyyyyy to the core can. Laughed until my stomach pains and I started tearing. Lol. Alright, I'll stop here for the day, better turn myself in to bed to prepare myself for tomorrow's wasted shit.

-IVYJONAS

De-stressing Campaign

2009-03-15T21:36:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Yesterday I didn't post because I was enjoying my personal de-stressing day (as usual, on every Saturday with Luke & Po at random places). The account as follows:

YESTERDAY
Met Po & his sister on bus 7 en route to Orchard. Actually we were supposed to have a game of badminton, but because of that fact that it's his birthday, we're going to Orchard to get something for him. Budget: 20 bucks. Once we alighted, the first thing I saw was 'The _______ Shop". Guess it correctly and you'll walk away with 10 cents. Across the road was Wisma Atria, and Po insisted on getting a tee, so I brought him to TOPMAN. Bought a tee for him with 19 bucks. Cheap. Hahaha, manjal kotake pinal milengal. THE MRT SOUND. Lol, inside joke, don't ask. Met Luke. Lunch at Cineleisure. It's a packet of FAMOUS AMOS cookies! Woooaaaahhhhhh. Drooling already. Then we went to the arcade upstairs and witnessed Luke rock on this guitar-hero-like game. So cool can. Then comes the best part - THE 987 NOKIA STREET TEAM! We joined the street team, alongside the popular DJs like Daniel Ong, Mr Young, Shan & Rozz, and many more. There's only a few street team members, so we're like, VIPS. If you get the feel. We kept going "N-O-K-I-A! Comes with music!" (yeah our job is to tell everyone about the new Nokia 5800 that comes with music). Then the street crew sang happy birthday to Po. Woots! I'm signed - I'll be working for the 987 street crew. 1/2 hour - 20 bucks (I think).

TODAY
Eek. Today is a very rainy day. The whole day was spent doing homework. Haiz. Sianz. Tomorrow is Aesthetics camp. Normal school day: 5 hours. Aesthetics camp: 7 hours. Wlao. Give me a break.

-IVYJONAS

And Not Even Your Demon Can Live to Creep

2009-03-11T21:13:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Fine day, just a little bit to the fun side of life. Of what happened today, obtaining our very first "Class Pet" had just made the day more worth to spend. But in its case we're talking about a one-hour "Class Pet". Mr. Sheep got out to the class balcony during Science (Lim's not in) to catch a locust. Or you could say a grasshopper - it's a small one. Trapping it in a 1-litre plastic bottle, Mr. Sheep brought it in and named it according to one of our trainers. Luke thought that the capture of such animals, be it rare or common, is utterly unfair. The reason is simply obvious if your put your stubborn feet into their ragged shoes. So he decided, alongside other fellow heretics, to release the prisoner. After which, the release enraged Mr. Sheep, and caused him to ratt and bat Luke. So, at this point, ask yourself, who's the angel, and who's the demon?

-IVYJONAS

Impassive Tuesday

2009-03-10T17:41:00.002+08:00

Hello.

It's pretty dull & emotionless today. And starting the day with mother tongue and ending the day with EP aren't such good ideas. And during PE was just a talk about EP. Tch. I thought we would be playing games, or running. In the end, I changed into PE attire for nothing. Haiz. Lunchtime with Luke, Po, and other classmates. All together at Subway. Lol, Po kept showing disgusting stuff to some classmates, and asked them not to look over at our table because he's doing 'gross work'. Hahahahaha lol. Anyway, I passed my super-ultra-mega-ultimate 250GB EHDD to Luke and asked him to get some games into it, because I lost mine. D:

-IVYJONAS

System Restored - Keep It Clean

2009-03-09T20:10:00.008+08:00

Hello.

Argh, over the weekends, I got this weird message from an anonymous user on MSN. It said something like "Is this you?" and there's a picture attached to it. And I am, in my nature, to open the picture. And after opening, my computer crashed, and I initiated Emergency Restart. To my bad luck, there was a virus in the picture, and it interrupted my connection with the net. That disabled me to update my blog (sorry!). I asked my personal technician, and he said that my computer has no hope already, except if I reformat the entire hard disk, which deletes all my data. The problem is, I do not have enought external memory devices to back my stuff up, so I decided to get a new computer. I bought it, and it came with an external HDD! Cool stuff, I backed my old stuff up, and restored them into my new computer. Woots! I'm here posting. Alright, I need to finish my H.I.P. Bye.

-IVYJONAS

P.S. My 250GB external HDD blows your crappy 8GB thumbdrive away

Blackcloud Down

2009-03-01T22:14:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today is not sucha good Sunday after all. Firstly, I had tuition. Which utterly spoilt my Sunday. And I while I thought I would pass it peacefully, during the tuition, the sky turned black, the thunder loud, the lightning averting my attention and the heavy downpour irritating my focus. Tch. After tuition, I was busy remaking my blogpic. After several changes, I finally obtained one that I really like. Went to Grandma's. Dinner. Back home, right here blogging. Oh, how I wish there was no tomorrow when it's the weekends.

-IVYJONAS

A Promise

2009-02-28T23:35:00.004+08:00

PICTURES!

Yep, Master Chief appeared at the competition. He's about 2 metres tall - similar to the description written in the Halo novels. But he's a little too skinny for a SPARTAN-II.

-IVYJONAS

Saturday Rain Fever

2009-02-28T17:47:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today is, as usual, my personal de-stressing day. Which is why I told Nick I can't go for project (sorry Nick!). So, at around 11.45am today I left house and reached Vivocity at around 12.30pm, to my delight, Po & his sister were already waiting for me there. He brought me to Baleno and he introduced to me this $19 jacket. Nope, it's not your everyday jacket. It's a PUPPYTOOTH BLAZER! And that strikes another bling out. Made purchase. Yeah, I have pictures, but I'm lazy to upload. I'll try to do it tonight. Lunch at Burger King. Went to arcade and entertained ourselves while waiting for Luke. When Luke arrived, I co-oped with him on Rambo. Damn hard to shoot can. After which, I brought Luke to Baleno and introduced him to my jacket. He loaned 5 bucks from me and bought it! Hooray. Finally, we stopped by at Best Denki. Right at that moment they were having a Halo Wars competition. Luke participated in it, and won! A million claps for him. The spoils were: a rare Halo Wars poster, and an exclusive in-game Flaming Warthog download! He took the poster and gave me the download coupon as a gift for helping him develop strategies. A million woots for myself. Woots! Was raining cats, dogs, dinosaurs and sea monsters outside. Brrrrzzzz. Came to Grandma's, and now I'm updating my blog. Okay I'll zip my mouth for now.

-IVYJONAS

Funday Finally Came to Me

2009-02-27T17:12:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today is finally, after so long, Funday! English & Science lesson is extra la :P, Music lesson I almost finished my music piece. If I finish it within the next lesson, I would get the rest of the music lessons loaded with free time! COMPLETE PWNAGE! Computer Mastery. Did something about Singapore's dishes thingy. Stupid la. The most interesting thing was when I discovered Senile Nai Nai's Facebook. HAHAHAHAHA she photoshopped herself into a desert. SO EMO. LOL. Added that bitch, and started out on Halo. Let Kai Lin play so I only got to play for a little while. Counselled her on attacks. I am - The Boss. HAHAHA LOL. Enjoy the rest of this rare Funday!

-IVYJONAS

My Flat Granny

2009-02-26T15:32:00.002+08:00

Hello.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZXZXZXZXZXZXZ today is just ownage. Especially during MT, China Dog's gotten a new name - Nai Nai! HAHAHAHA when she come in, she ask us stand, she greets us, and we greet her Liew Nai Nai Wu An! Damn funny can. Then she pretend to be dumb. Super max ownage can. Then Eugene say what Nai Nai De Nai Zui Hao He. Then Nick said something about Cha Shao Bao - Nai Nai De Cha Shao Bao De Nai Hen Hao He lolzxz.

-IVYJONAS
P.S. Nai Nai! (:

Dog Training Cancelled - Please Stay Calm

2009-02-25T20:52:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Another typical school day, filled with random laughters, lectures, twists and turns. There was an especially awful lot of lecture today. Another awful lot of practially 'sleeping' time, and finally another not-so-awful lot of S.O.T (Students Owning Teachers) time. LOL, our class tee is to be written with the phrase "2C1 owns its teachers" on it. Or was is something like that? Hahaha so funny. Luke emo alot today. Especially before science lesson. But then suddenly he got SO high. Mood swings? Nah, I think its some other guys bothering him. I should have joined NCC together with him back then. BECAUSE: 1) Today I will be able to touch guns 2) Today I will be able to skip Chinese 3) Today I will be able to eat free lunch, ahh so regret. Never mind la, I'll just stick to Art Club. Tch, today though Dog Trainer didn't come, still got relieve teacher to give us homework. Jason Mraz Concert, ahhhhh...

-IVYJONAS

Welcome to a World of Geeks

2009-02-24T20:26:00.006+08:00

** Fashion Updates!**

Since early 2007, retro fashion have been revived and have been internationally popular. In men's field of fashion, are retro shirts, skinny trousers, tight jerseys, wingtips, wayfarers, aviators, etc. From these trends, they evolved, to become geeky fashion. It is a result of concern of the geeks these festive seasons, people have decided to follow their trends while respecting the retro fashion, so they blended them together, to result in geeky fashion. What changes have been made to the retro fashion? Wayfarers and aviators have been modified to become rounder, more contoured and used in making of spectacles to match the usual geek glasses. These modified glasses have a more 'geeky' effect. Bootlegs of trousers are rolled up to show the long socks the person is wearing, creating a 'ignorance for neatness' perspective, which geeks have. Shirts are worn untidily and its top buttons are unbuttoned when a tie is on, for the exact same reason. Though the untidy outfits, the hair is kept neat and simple, and waxed to show the 'smart' look.

Geeks have now become gods in the male fashion industry. Thus, please befriend a geek!

-IVYJONAS
P.S. I typed this myself

That's Just the Way We Roll

2009-02-24T17:46:00.003+08:00

Hello.

I hate Tuesdays as well. But not as much as I hate Mondays. Tuesdays' not so bad, except for Mother Tongue being the very 1st lesson. And great lord, I don't like that lesson at all. When I call China Dog, she will look at me, stare at me like I'm the most ridiculous thing in the world, and then turn away like she's senile. Stupid. And Math, Dog Trainer would make us work REALLY hard just to impress that fiance of hers. Oh, he's too old for her. EP is great, just another discussion class to de-stress ourselves. Lunch with Luke, KFC beside Sumo House. Zinger is nice. Well, what's nicer is after lunch, I helped myself to a packet of CLODHOPPERS! It's ass-whoopingly delicious, I tell you (unless you tell me you are allergic to sweet stuff). Tell you what, call me whatever you want to, but that's just the way I roll.

-IVYJONAS

Monday, The Great Schism

2009-02-23T20:17:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Yes, today is Monday. And I don't like it. Though we have school later in the morning, the blinding glare from the sun and the dense morning humidity are getting on my nerves. I don't like to perspire in the morning. Tch. Today, I can assure everyone around me (even myself) that I will pass the Math test, because I was fully prepared the day before. After school, heavy rain. Lucky for me there's Art Club, so don't need to dread the rain. Po actually wanted to follow me to Art Club to experience and join the CCA, but he ran off with no reason. What a saucy boy! Art Club was nothing, just preparing the draft for the Library-Wall-Painting Project. Nah, you don't know what that is, until you see me working on it.

-IVYJONAS
P.S. I hate mondays, if they're glaring and humid

Strike Two Out

2009-02-22T20:59:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Dad's on leave from work today. So this morning I cycled with him to Mcdonald's for breakfast. Since it's about 11am, it should be called brunch. Then cycled back. Halo 3 for a little, then had Private Tuition (Maths). Now I'm fully prepared for tomorrow's test. (: Woots. Went for late lunch at Mr. Prata near school, then headed for Vivo to do some shopping. TOPMAN 1/2 price sale! Last day! I found a cardigan that I liked, but it's too small. The salesman phoned the Marina Square branch and said that there's a last piece, and it's large enough for me. So I rushed there and bought it! Orange. Called Luke and told him about it. He rushed to Vivo and bought one for himself. Yeaaaaaa, now there's something to wear to the concert. Going to spend my night well to prepare my mind for tomorrow's test. Goodnight & Goodbye.

-IVYJONAS
P.S. I just noticed I already had Formal Loafers, pai seh...

Ace is in the Hole

2009-02-21T22:31:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today was GREAT. Really an anti-boredom day! Morning, met up with Po at Clementi Bus Interchange to go to Luke's. Then 196 came, we boarded it, sat down. Then suddenly the bus turned towards Jurong East direction. Then I was like, what!? Po asked the bus uncle what bus are we taking, and he said "99". WTF, since when did 196 become 99? Got off opposite IMM, and took MRT to Buona Vista. Dammit, I have to pay for Po's travel fare. Reached Buona Vista around 12.15pm. Luke's mother picked us up and headed to ITE for badminton. MUHAHAHA I bet with Po I will win him and I WON! He owes me 4 bucks. (: Followed Mr. Ooi (As in Luke's Dad) to nearby market for lunch. Luke drank lots and lots of beer, and I was dragged in to drink a drop by force. I'm no beer drinker. Never was. Never will be. Rained heavily, got a little drenched. Drove back to Luke's and took a warm and relaxing shower in the Clubhouse toilet. I was supposed to bathe anyway. Played some guitar in Luke's, and some Halo, some YouTube, and some research on guitars and fashion. Luke followed me to Grandma's since nobody's at his house. Modded Halo, played some MGS1, and some YouTube. Dinner. Back home. Planning what to wear to the Jason Mraz concert... if I wear a suit, I may look a little stupid, so I've decided to put on a cardigan. Woots!

-IVYJONAS
Sorry for long post, cos' I got ALOT to say about today!

To Show You What I've Got

2009-02-20T21:24:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Didn't post for the week. 'Twas basically a typical Work week. Haiz. Po found a guitar under his block beside a dustbin and decided to give it to me. He just told me he found termites in it. No wonder its former owner discarded it. Good news - Po sprayed anti-termite inside the guitar. Woots, no more termites. After Kathy lent me her Jonas Brothers CDs, I ripped them into my phone. I'm hooked with the song "Shelf".

She's such a flirt
And I'm a lonely heart
Give it a chance
For our love to start
But you'll never see
If you don't give me a shot
To show you what I've got

It's too late to pretend
You know me better than I know myself
Don't take my heart and put it on a shelf
Always someone else
The next guy who will make your cold heat melt
I'm gonna give my love to someone else

That isn't really the full lyrics. But these was based on my understandings of the song. I love the very first line! Tomorrow I'm going to Luke's. For some de-stressing campaign. Halo. Guitar. Badminton. Lunch. Hanging out. Living the dream.

-IVYJONAS
P.S. Enjoy your weekend and fear Monday

Whenever Funday Comes, I'm Sure To Thank God

2009-02-16T21:24:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Just now I was on MSN arguing with Nick.

WJ: Hey! You mispelt 'Corinne' as 'Corrine' on your blog links!
N: Got meh? I go see. Where got? Correct what - 'Corrine'.
WJ: Wah lao it's 'Corinne' not 'Corrine'.
(Sends him a screenshot, with error marked)
N: Orh. Okay, I go change.

Stupid eh? Haiz, when will funday come? Because everyday is workday! Today, should not be work as usual.

-IVYJONAS

Love is a Curious Case Indeed

2009-02-14T22:14:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Happy Valentine's Day! This morning I went to ITE with Luke, Po & his sister to play a game of badminton. Luke's dad (Mr. Ooi) is pro. PRO! He smacks real hard, whoo! Then went back to my place. Took a shower. Then went to Luke's. Allowed him to take his shower & advised him on fashion. Fashionable Luke finally in-fashion, not out. Comfort skinnies + long-sleeved shirts (be aware of the difference between t-shirts & shirts) and sport shoes (sport shoes sound wrong here, but his pre-ordered Converse sneakers are on their way). What's missing is a casual suit or a vest/waistcoat but insuffiicient funds spells impossibility to solve. Haiz. Headed for Vivo for lunch. Managed to snap a few photos, but I'm lazy to upload (:P). But still, they're ugly. Arcade time, played Rambo with Luke. Explosive. 4:50pm - time for "Curious Case of Benjamin Button". From the looks of the name, it sounds like a mystery movie, but no, it is actually a love drama set in the 1910s and slowly progressing through the ages, showing us the differences of each decade's societies. The movie was made in a way so beautiful that it proved to us the carefree & promising past ages. It's about this guy, Benjamin Button, having to live his life backwards (born old, and as he grows, he gets younger). Excellent movie, excellent music, excellent videography, excellent storyline, overall an extremely promising movie, but not suitable for wacky people who just cannot understand beautiful movies. I saw many young couples at my age at the mall.

-IVYJONAS

Where Is She, Chief? Why Today?

2009-02-13T16:44:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Today is an extraordinary day. Valentine's Day + Friendship Day + Total Defence Day. During recess, someone confessed in the middle of the canteen. Then there was this "WOOH!" :/ Haha, during CM it was funging cold. Brrrzzzzzz. After tons of work, we managed to persuade teacher to let us play Halo. I let Kai Lin play my character, Linda. Woots, enjoy this extra special day.

-IVYJONAS

Mraz Ahoy

2009-02-12T17:01:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Yesterday and today was hectic. You'll know why after reading my update.

YESTERDAY
I had school. It was generally a busy day (typical), until Maths, Ms Koh (I don't want to call her names, in case she reads this) ask us go outside to make us feel the importance of silence in class. Outside, we were not quiet, she ask us go back in, then out, then downstairs, then u-turn, then sit down, then listen to her lecture. Sounds like training dogs right? Haiz, then in the end Lee (if you're from 2C1, you should know who that is) had lost 15 mins of her lesson. So she force us to stay back another 15 mins. Dammit. Looking at the fact that her temper is going overboard, I suspect she got PMS. Like woah, she's 40 (says with a sarcastic look) and she's got PMS. Haha, then Elavaanil keep singing "Li Pin", then Si Jing also, then both are sent to the back of the class. Then together they keep singing "Li Pin" super loud. Super funging funny can or not! Now, that's HECTIC. Towards the evening, I went to West Mall to replace my old phone. I bought W595, and just coincidentally, I was given 2 free tickets to Jason Mraz concert! YAHOO! I'm going with Luke, 5th March. Also bought the ethernet cable, with it, it enables my X360 to connect to the net. Yippe, yippe, yea, yea!

TODAY
My tickets discovered. By some classmates. And with that discovery, Po kept pestering me about joining us for the event. He even said that he will buy free-standing tickets. Bragger. Today isn't that bad. Tomorrow is the best day of both even and odd weeks - CM, & Music takes up the majority of the day. Whoopee!

-IVYJONAS

Do What You Love, Love What You Do

2009-02-10T18:11:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Today was a bitchy day (don't really know how to express). Everything was okay, except until the time where we have to go to the hall. It was funging humid (ha, new word, created by me, in partnership with the Anti-Vulgarity Movement) inside the hall. Then Eugene & Ming Qi was caught disturbing each other, and Iris Ng asked them to go on the stage and hold hands. This is an act of homosexuality and can be jailed! Stupid ING (Iris.NG), if someone call police, you will be jailed forever! Time for project, bye.

-IVYJONAS
P.S. One day you will see a flash of your whole life. Make sure it's worth watching.

And You Go Set Cock-A-Hoop, Gall Bladder

2009-02-09T20:56:00.003+08:00

Hello.

I keep thinking of Gall Bladder from Science. And that leads me to thinking of Gall - Gall as in poison from Literature. Haiz. Today, Luke brought his blog back to life once again. I revoked my license for GTA 4 so that he could play (inside story). The 7pm drama on Channel 8 that I had been following for so long - finally ends today. I teared for the ending was really, really touching I tell you. The family got together again. Ah, I feel so crappy. :D, I'm going to play the Sims 2. It's super fun I tell you! In the default neighbourhood, there's a family feud between the Monty family & the Capp family. But the son and daughter of both families, Romeo and Juliette, are in love. OH CRAP, AND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD'S CALLED VERONAVILLE! What does it remind you of?

-IVYJONAS

ROFL, LMAO, LOL

2009-02-07T21:45:00.003+08:00

I hafta post these:

ROLF, LMAO, LOL!
-IVYJONAS, courtesy of Engrish.com

Tiny Update

2009-02-07T16:32:00.001+08:00

Hello.

*Eyes opened wide* Lady Gaga's got perfect bangs! ZOMG!

-IVYJONAS

Thank God, Buddha, Allah & Shiva It's Saturday

2009-02-07T11:23:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Actually today I was supposed to have tuition. For the first time this year. And I thought I was going to die. But no! Just now, the tutor messaged me, telling me that something urgent popped up and he has to cancel today's tuition. You know what I did yesterday? I prayed to God, Buddha, Allah & Shiva to spare me a time to rest. And I got it! Thank God, Buddha, Allah & Shiva for helping. Going to enjoy my weekend, bye.

-IVYJONAS

Worst Way to End the Week

2009-02-06T16:25:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Today was (not) awesome. Luke didn't take his pills today, so he's personality's pretty weird. Geez. Alright, I officially hate her. You know why? During her lesson, I need to go toilet. Before Geography ended, I asked the Geography teacher if I can go toilet. She asked me to ask her. I asked her while she was waiting outside. She said no, I am going to start lesson. Went in. Waited for 5 mins and asked her again. She said no, Jia Li went already. WTF!? I asked first. Went back to my seat. Waited for another 10 mins, and asked her again. This time, I was going to explode. But she said no. I am going to start lesson. Faggot, 15 mins ago she said she was going to start lesson. Until now she haven't start. Haiz. Only after another 5 mins when Jia Li came back (what's taking her so damn long), me and Gregory went to her for the final time then she let. I'm pretty sure now that you know who that bitch is right?

-IVYJONAS

Here's How We Do: Run, Baby Run!

2009-02-04T18:24:00.003+08:00

Hello.

Finally I get a chance to (at least) post an update to my blog. I replaced the blog picture with a new one. That's a pair of Aviators, I'm wearing. Today was hell too full of nothing. 3 , no 2 periods without teaching, and I thought that it would be a good thing, but it turned out to be a bad thing, because I said, "For god's sake, please SAY or DO SOMETHING!". Yep, it was that bad, so bad I had to pace up and down the classroom to solve this problem of Nothing-To-Do. Tsk. After school, I just discovered that my Archie was taken by Elavaanil. Then me and Luke gave my all-time-successful Silent Treatment to Haresh - I didn't care about what he said, and gave him the cold shoulder. I won't tell you why, guess it yourself (Hint: What problem does Silent Treatment cure?). But he kept pestering me, tugging my shirt, digging my pants and stuff. So I RAN! Ran to the canteen and sneaked home. Sigh, tomorrow 2 tests at once. So, what kind of Mercy are the teachers talking about all the time?

-IVYJONAS

Halo, No, Not That Halo, But That Halo

2009-02-02T20:43:00.006+08:00

Hello.

Everyone is talking about Halo. Hee hee, I knew this day would come. See, even Po (refer to last posts if you don't understand) is asking me how to play Halo. Since everyone has doubts about what Halo is, or how to play it, I'll explain it (since there's nothing better to do). Controls - simple; W, A, S, D is movement, Spacebar is jump, Left Click to fire, Right Click to lob grenade, TAB to switch weapons and E for special actions (e.g. enter/exit vehicle, activate doors and stuff). Halo is a terraformed ring-shaped world which circumference matches the Earth's. There are 7 of them spread through our galaxy. It is a weapon, but it does not fire bullets; it explodes. Why? To wipe out the entirety of the galaxy of Sentient Beings. What for? To starve The Flood - a parasite menace that consumes all Sentient Beings and turns them into one of them. So Halo is designed to wipe out their dinner - and that includes us. But the idiotic aliens who collectively calls themselves "The Covenant" thought that by activating the rings, they would become gods, so Master Chief (John-117) is sent to stop those self-deluders from killing everything. Go and play through all the campaigns to find out whether the Covenant stands victorious and dead in the next moment, or the rings stopped and The Flood thrives on.

-IVYJONAS

Eye Have You

2009-02-01T14:08:00.004+08:00

Hello.

Sorry I didn't get to post yesterday and the day before yesterday! I was busy with stuff. Alright, I'll say what had happened.

Friday
A great day. The whole day was spent in the Computer Labs, except for the 'extra' English & Science lessons. Music was okay, except I cannot see the screen. Dammit. I have to run all the way to the door there to start copying notes. And I have to borrow May Inn's computer to do the work. Haiz. CM was explosive - the very minute teacher said free time, almost all started on Halo. I started late, because I was designing LLP - I HATE LIEW. Ahaha, that was a good one.

Saturday
Best & worst day. Actually, I planned to go guitar-shopping on that day, but it got interrupted by Po (Haresh) wanting to go to the 987 Folie-a-Deux (Madness Shared By 2) event at Orchard Cineleisure. Took a picture with Daniel Ong!

I asked him personally if he wanted to take a picture with me. Lol. Left the place at 4pm to continue the guitar-shopping, but Luke needs to go, so he went back first. Toured Forum Mall, but to no avail. Suddenly, Po thought of an affordable guitar at Yamaha Clementi. So went back, bought the guitar (Classical) and went home. Changed clothes and left for my neighbour's son's wedding banquet. It's held at Harbourfront Centre, while Luke was shopping at the same time at Vivocity just next doors. I wanted to meet him, but Mum won't let. :(

Today
Nothing much, just strumming the guitar for fun. Now I'm going for lunch, bye.

-IVYJONAS

Gone Clodhopping

2009-01-28T18:37:00.001+08:00

Hello.

Nothing to say! Eating the most addictive Clodhoppers right now! Vanilla Flavour. Discovered it today at the NTUC near my school. Hang on, I'm Clodhopping!

-IVYJONAS

Luck is Not an Excuse

2009-01-26T20:28:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Back from hollering (refer to last post if you don't understand). 390 bucks in total, including the 30 bucks I'm going to extract for a second-hand guitar. So after extraction, I would have 360 bucks of Ang Pao commission! And that would go into my Savings Account. Today was a day full of discouragement from my cousins. They asked me about what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be in the entertainment business, in the fields of Music. And they asked in return, how much chance do I have to be in the entertainment business in Singapore compared to America? They say it's all about Luck, and this time, it's 1 out of a 100% chance that I will get in. And I said, so what? Luck is not an excuse.

-IVYJONAS

Uprising

2009-01-25T21:58:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Everyone's hating CNY. Even I am. So what if it's a time for celebration? I don't feel the fun, the togetherness and I don't hear any crap from friends at all. So what fun could there be? This is horseshit. My Dad said, during his time as a teen, he would hang out with his friends after Reunion Dinner, and chill out at places like the theater, the mall, entertainment centers, etc. He says that I'm a dead person. No life at all. Geez, I guess that's kinda true. Well, tomorrow's the big day, as it's the New Year and I would be going around town hollering "Kong Hee Fatt Choy!". That's Hakka for "Gong Xi Fa Cai!", with a million LOLs of course. Alright, I seriously cannot stand this shit anymore, I'm going to crap with Luke on the song "Halo" by some black artist (not racist here).

-IVYJONAS